Sunday, October 2, 2011

Hello, Ginger Simpson




I'm pleased to join the MUSE authors this month on Ro's blog, and I'd like to thank her for inviting me.  When I think about October, I always think of Halloween and scary stories.  I'd like to share one with you today.  Okay, so it's my version of scary.

The Empty Chair


Several years back, my neighbor, Hilda, had just returned from her brother-in-law's funeral. She and husband, Troy, had traveled from California to somewhere mid-US and the week had left both of them drained. They were a large family, and the sudden death of her sister's husband came as a shock to all.

I didn't see Hilda for a while, while she recuperated and rested, and I figured I should give her time to grieve her loss. When we finally did get together for coffee, she greeted me at the front door with a puzzled look while holding a photograph.

"What's wrong?" I asked, her confusion apparent in a raised brow.

"This. It can't be real." She handed me the photo, her hand trembling.

I stared at the images, but noticed nothing uncanny. A woman sat in a recliner, a rather sad smile on her face, while family surrounded her.

"It's a nice picture, but..." I handed the snapshot back.

She shoved it back at me. "You don't understand. My sister bought that recliner for her husband. It's practically new. All weekend, no one sat in it out of respect for him. When we got ready to leave, I wanted a picture of everyone, and I insisted she sit in the center.

"So," I held up my palms, waiting for the rest of the story.

"Look at my sister's face...the one sitting in the chair." Hilda's face paled.

I inspected the images a little more closely. Sure enough, superimposed, but oh so faintly, over the woman's face was that of a man's. I shrugged. "A quirk of development," I said, unfazed.

"B-but...that's my brother-in-law."

Not getting the inference, I continued with my uneducated guess. "Probably from another picture you took on the same roll. It happens often, or so I hear."

Hilda swallowed. "You don't understand. This is a new camera, and my brother-in-law was dead before we arrived and started taking pictures."

A chill ran up my spine. I finally got why she was so upset. The grieving wife sat in her deceased husband's chair, and had no idea she shared it with her beloved. Sort of a eerie romance tale, don't you think? True, too! Yep...Ghosts are around us. 

I'd like to write spooky stories, but I think the coward in me keeps those ideas from cropping up.  Although the theory of a dead husband hanging around his wife might be considered romance, I prefer my men real and not see-through.

Do I believe in ghosts?  Yes, I do.  I suppose it stems from when my grandmother passed away.  I spent the evening with my mother, just the two of us in the house...or so we thought.  We were watching TV upstairs in the den and I decided to go to the kitchen for a bowl of ice cream.  On the way downstairs, I passed through a vapor of "Bengay" so heavy it made my eyes water. 

 "What are you putting Bengay on?" I called back to my mom.

"I'm not using it on anything," came her response.

My poor, arthritic grandmother used it all the time before she passed.  I knew then it was her way of letting me know she was in the house and watching over us.  I slept in her bed that night, as I had many nights before with her, and I never felt as safe or loved as I did then.  I can still see her in my mind's eye as we played our usual, "Give me a kiss or a dollar."  She'd dig in her pocket and hand me a buck, and we'd laugh.  I made a ton of money the times I spent with her, but I never once doubted how much she loved me or I her.


Hmmm, how romantic do you think a story would be about an arthritic ghost who haunts a woman he loves?  Nah...to corny.  I'll stick to what I know, although at times, that's entirely up to the voices in my head, which is another frightful story in itself.  *smile*


You can find out more about me on my website at http://www.gingersimpson.com or on my blog, http://mizging.blogspot.com.  As they say on let's make a deal, "C'mon on down."

Ginger

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Welcome, Larriane Wills

To help celebrate here’s an outtake from White Savage, my first release through MuseItUp Publishing, and old fashion western, packed with action and sprinkle through with a sweet romance. A blurb first, to give you a feel for the story, followed by an extra scene between secondary characters not in the book.



No one knew how long the Indians had the boy only that it had been too long for Jimmy to learn to be white again. After being locked in their jail, beaten, and chained as a child he returns ten years later, to be hunted as a thief, murderer, and kidnapper. His name was Clay. The Hoodys called him, Jimmy, the White Savage. On the run Clay is pushed into proving there’s a savage in all of us, but is the woman a captive? Or did she go of her own free will to help the White Savage?
Sam, the marshal’s Indian tracker, and Joey go to town to send a secret telegraph:
The trip to town seemed be boring to Sam, but Joey was on tender hooks the whole time.  He never believed they’d get in and out without being seen, but with Sam's patient guidance, he learned a passel of new tricks.  More importantly, he learned quite a bit about Sam, the most pleasant being that Sam had a tremendously entertaining sense of humor.
Sam had explained stoically that what he wanted to do was a diversion, so he could go into the telegraph office unseen, but Joey saw through that.  No diversion had to be done that way.  A fire in the barn at the other end of town would have probably gotten just as many folks looking the other way, kept them busy too, putting it out, and making sure none of the horses burnt up, but it wouldn’t have been as funny.  And Sam let him be the one to do it, then stay and watch the fun.
Joey figured they laid there for hours.  Sweat trickled down his back tickling him, flies kept landing on his face, and he was sure ants were crawling up his pant legs.  He wanted to swat flies, rub his shirt on the sweat, and stomp the ants out of his pants, but Sam told him to lie still, so he did.
Sam laid there the whole time they waited as passive as a man carved out of wood.  If a fly crawled into Joey’s eye, he cringed, squeezing his eyes closed till it moved away.  Those flies were the worst.  Half a dozen times, Joey nearly let go and swatted at them.  When he figured he just couldn’t stand it anymore, he stood it just one more time, and it paid off.  Someone finally came out, his pa, following the path to the outhouse.
“You go quiet now.  Meet me here, ten minutes,” Sam told him, rising to his knees then slipping off without a sound.
Joey picked up the staff Sam had picked for the job and slipped off sounding, to his disgust, like a herd of horses compared to the way Sam moved.  But his pa didn’t hear him, not till he slammed the end of the staff he carried under the handle of the outhouse door and rammed the other end tight into the ground with his foot.
Noah yelled, demanding to know who was out there.  He shoved the door and yelled again, shaking at it from inside.  Joey giggled as he backed off, then he added a touch of his own.  He struck a match and dropped it in a pile of dried brush nearby.
When Joey got back to the observation spot and dropped back to his belly to watch, he saw he’d started more than he’d intended, but boy, was it funny.
Josh ran out of the house to see what his pa was yelling about.  He saw the fire, ran back to the house, forgetting all about getting Pa out of the outhouse.  He ran into Jeremiah, standing in the way to watch the fire.  Jeremiah got shoved and had a bucket slammed against his chest.  Josh ran back for another bucket, Jeremiah scooped his full of water in the nearby horse trough, threw it on the fire, then collided with Josh on the way for another.  The whole time, Noah was screaming bloody murder, pounding on the outhouse door to be let out.
Everyone in town came running, some grabbing up buckets, and others trying to kick the stick loose that Joey had wedged against the door.  Josh finally took that over and stomped it to snap it in two.  Noah came tumbling out just as the flames reached it and started licking up the side.
The strangest thing happened then.  Joey never knew before that something like that could happen, but he sure would remember it.  The outhouse blew up.  Just plain blew up like someone had tossed a stick of dynamite in it.  Josh and Noah were knocked flat and bits and pieces of wood rained down on them.
“Go,” Sam said, making Joey jump. “Now.”
“Did ya see that?  It blew up, just plain blew up.”
“No think of that.  Good joke,” Sam said before trotting off.
“Yeah, but what made it blow up?” Joey asked, panting as he ran to keep up.
“Gas from stink.  White man dumb, all the time put in same place.  Make stink bad.”
“Yeah, guess…gues…we ought ta…bury it like…a cat.”
“No difference.  All go back to dirt.  You work too hard to run.  Do like this.”
Sam showed him, and Joey learned.  The jog-trot was easier, but he was still winded when they got back to the horses.  That didn’t keep him from talking.
“Never seen anything blow up like that.  Did you see the look on Pa’s face?  Boy, was he mad.”
“Make you happy, see mad?”
“It sure does.  I caught him with his pants down,” he said and giggled.
“How old you?” Sam asked, swinging up on his horse’s back, Indian style with a handful of mane and without use of stirrups.
“I wish I could do that,” Joey said in admiration.  He stepped up in the stirrup to his saddle.  “I’m twenty-three.”
Joe shook his head sadly, kicked his horse forward and said, “You no learn much all that time.”
“Pa wouldn’t let us.  Would ya teach me how to mount like that?”
“You Pa bad man.  Maybe kill him.”
“If you don’t, Jim will,” he said with a shrug.  “Will ya teach me?”
“Maybe.  Right now find where McGee find track.”
“I can show ya where I lost him. That’d help, wouldn’t it?”
So Joey learned some about tracks.  When Sam found where McGee left the posse’s trail, following the tracks he recognized, Clay’s horse, he headed them back to Te’s.  Joey badgered him with questions until he finally said, “Sam tired. Want sleep now.”
“While ya ride?”
“Horse follow yours,” he said, settling himself to a slump of careful balance.
“Sam, how come ya talk ta me like that?  Figure I’m too dumb?”
“Sam too tired think all words.  Sleep now, talk later.”
Joey’s problem, the one causing the incessant rattling, was two-fold.  He had gone without sleep long enough that he was rummy, and like a lot of people, the more tired he got, the more wound up. The second was that never in his life had he asked anyone questions that answered him with more than shut-up.  Seemed like it to him anyway, and not only was Sam willing to answer him, he gave smart answers.
He was silent all of three seconds.  “How’d ya know Jim’d go back the Plotts ranch if ya didn’t know Johns was there?”
“This Indian tired.  You talk now, no teach later.”
“Ah, Sam, I was just wondering.  She seems mighty fond of him, worried like.  I just wondered if he liked her, too.”
“No teach,” Sam warned again without a change in his position.
“Okay, I don’t wanna make ya mad.  I was just wonder—I’ll shut up, promise.”
Sam let his chin fall to his chest with a slight smile on his face.

Watch for my next western, Tarbet, coming next year, one of many to be released through MuseItUp under both of my pens. Two names, one author, thousands of stories. Read about them all at: http://www.larriane.com



Friday, September 30, 2011

Celebrating One Year

Happy Anniversary to MuseItUp Publishing!!!
In honor of the first anniversary, I'm hosting Muse authors on my blog all of October. I hope you'll join us and check out their blogs. Some are interviews, some guest blogs.
Here's the schedule
Oct 1 - Larraine Wills
Oct. 2 - Ginger Simpson
Oct. 3 - Mindy Hardwick
Oct. 4 - Vicki Batman
Oct. 5 - Heather Haven
Oct. 6. -Rosalie Skinner
Oct. 7 -Jenna Storm
Oct. 9 - Brian Knight
Oct. 10 Susan A. Royal
Oct. 11 - Lisabet Sarai
Oct. 12 -J.Q. Rose
Oct. 13- Tricia McGill
Oct. 14 -Marva Dasef
Oct. 15 - Nancy Bell
Oct. 16 -Linda Sole
Oct. 17 - Lea Schizas
Oct. 18 - Kat Holmes
Oct. 19 - Mary Curtis
Oct. 20-Mike Hayes
Oct. 21-Nick
Oct. 22-Joanne Elder
Oct. 23-Kristin
Oct. 24 -Karen Cote
Oct. 25 - John Rosenman
Oct. 26 -Barbara B
Oct. 27 -Penny Estelle
Oct. 28 Roseanne Dowell - author roast
Oct. 29 -Ellle Druskin
Oct. 30 -Judy Winn
Oct. 31- C.K Volnek

Monday, September 26, 2011

Flowers On The Fence: Connections

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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Global Blog Tag: 10 Random Facts about Roseanne Dowell


Have you ever played a GLOBAL game of tag?
Well, I'm It.
I've been tagged by author author, Anne E. Johnson
Rules (if you're tagged): You must be tagged by someone; list 10 random facts about yourself; tag four more people.
Ready or not, here I go!

1. I'm married with six children
2. I have 14 grandchildren and one great grandchild
3. I used to be a School Secretary
4. I've been married to the same man for almost 49 years
5. My favorite authors are Mary Higgins Clark, Lisa Scottoline, and Nora Roberts (not necessarily in that order)
6. I have two dogs - a Bichon and Shorkie - Yorkie/Shih Tzu mix
7. I was a floral designer for a short time.
8. I was an editor for an epublisher under a different name
9, I wrote a column and was an editor for an ezine.
10. I was born and lived in Ohio all my life.

And I tag the following four unsuspecting writers:
Gail Brannan, Barbara Ehrentreu,  Lin Holmes, and Kat Holmes


Saturday, September 17, 2011

Welcome, Kylie Longan


Thank you so much for being here, Kylie Logan. I’m a long time fan of your Pepper Martin series and feel privileged to have met you in person twice. 

1: First off, I know you have several names you write under. Why do you feel the need to use a pseudonym and how do you come up with the names?

Easy to explain that one.  The Pepper Martin mysteries, the ones I write as Casey Daniels, contain a paranormal element (Pepper works at a cemetery and solves mysteries for the ghosts there).  The Kylie Logan Button Box mysteries are straight cozies, about a woman who owns an antique button shop and gets involved in murder.  It made sense to keep these two different kinds of books apart by using different pen names.  As for how I come up with them . . . it’s kind of like choosing names of characters in books.  What mood am I trying to convey?  What sort of feeling?  Once upon a time, I wrote a series of young adult horror books as Zoe Daniels, so I just kind of figured she had a sister named Casey!  As for Kylie, I like the flow of the name, the energy.

2: I like the name, too. So, how long have you been writing and what was your first book and series?

In January, it will be (gulp!) 20 years since my first book was published.  It was a historical romance called “Twilight Secrets.”  Since then, I’ve published 40 novels.  As for mysteries, the Pepper Martin books were my first, and the first book in that series is “Don of the Dead.”  In addition to msytery and historical romance, I’ve written YA, contemporary romance and one children’s book.  Romance readers might know me as Constance Laux or Connie Lane.


3: I remember those names and enjoyed your visit to our chapter of RWA. Tell us, what do you like the most and least about writing?

Well, when you’re a writer, you get to stay at home and you never have to wear pantyhose to the office!  That’s a big plus.  And obviously, getting to let my imagination run free is a lot of fun, too.  What do I like least?  There are plenty of days when it’s hard for me to make myself sit down and work.  So many other distractions in life, and so many things I’d like to try and do!

4: I know the feeling. So, what do you for fun and relaxation when not writing?

I am very into fiber arts.  I weave, knit, crochet and spin (I’m really bad at that last one, really bad!).  Love that kind of thing.  I’m also a beekeeper.  I have two hives and love watching the bees almost as much as I love stealing their honey!

5: A beekeeper, wow, that sounds so interesting. If my information is correct, you started off writing romance. When and how did you begin to write mysteries?

I answered the first part of your question earlier.  As to how I started writing mysteries . . . I’ve always liked to read mysteries and I was afraid I could never be clever enough to write one.  Finally convinced myself that if I didn’t try, I wouldn’t know if I could or couldn’t do it.  The Pepper Martin mysteries were the result.

6: Well you certainly proved you can do it. That's a great series. I believe I’ve read every book. Different kind of question - What’s the one thing you’d most like people to know about you?

That my books are fun and interesting and that they belong in every home in America!

7: LOL I can verify that. They are fun. In fact, I learned a lot about Cleveland and the cemetery from the Pepper Martin Books. I know you didn’t use the real name, but being a cemetery buff myself, I made hubby take me there. Awesome place. So, tell us about your current novel, Button Holed. How did you come up with the idea and where we can find it?

I’ve always loved antique buttons.  They’re little bits of history and many of them (especially older buttons) are works of art.  Amazing little things!  So when I walked into an antique shop in Ann Arbor, Michigan and saw thousands and thousands of buttons, I figured I was in heaven.  That’s where I got the idea for the Button Box mystery series.  Josie Giancola, the heroine of the series, loves buttons even more than I do.  What she doesn’t like is being the center of attention, and that’s where she finds herself when an actress is murdered at her shop, the Button Box, and when she’s cleaning up, Josie finds a button where the body was—and it’s not from her collection.  The cops ask for Josie’s help, and before she knows it, she’s hot on the trail of a killer who wants to keep Josie’s lips buttoned—permanently.

8: That one is definitely on my to buy list. I love buttons, too. Even as a child I loved playing with my mother’s button box. I wonder where it is now. Probably at my sister’s. The cover of your book is awesome, by the way. Okay, do you have any tips for aspiring authors?

Read, read, read.  And write.  I find one problem many aspiring writers have is that they sit down and try to write something, and when it doesn’t come out exactly the way they’d like it to, they figure they aren’t “meant” to be writers.  Wrong!  All writing is about re-writing.  So don’t give up.  Write, and change, and edit, and re-write.  Writing is not some flashy inspirational thing that flies out of your fingers and on to the computer screen.  It’s all about hard work.

9: Boy that’s the truth. I wish some of my friends and relatives knew that.  Do you base your characters on real-life people?

Yes.  And no.  There’s no way to avoid watching people and no telling how much of that watching translates onto the page.  But I don’t consciously take people I know and plop them into books.  Maybe bits and pieces of Person A and bits and pieces of Person B.  But never the whole person.  Let’s face it, none of us is that interesting.

10: Very well put. I’m asked that question a lot. I like your answer. So tell us, are you finished with the Pepper Martin series, or does she still have some mysteries to solve?

Book #8 is the Pepper Martin series is called “Wild, Wild Death” and will be out on January 3.  In it, Pepper’s going to be visiting New Mexico.  I’m currently working on book #9. 

11: I’m so glad you’re not done with her. I absolutely fell in love with her from book one. Button Holed is the first in the new series, how many do you have planned?

Book #2 is done and will be published in June.  Not sure of a title yet, but it might be “Hot Button.”  We’ll see.  After that, one more book on this currently contract and (fingers crossed here) many more after that.

In addition to the Pepper Martin and the Button Box mysteries, I’ve recently sold a new series that will premier some time in 2013.  More about that when the dates and titles are determined!

12. Oh boy, I can hardly wait to hear about that one. You’re a very busy person, tell us more about the process of writing a book.  Are you a plotter or punster?

I’m a plotter.  I outline every book pretty thoroughly, chapter by chapter.  I don’t always know how something’s going to happen, but I pretty much know what’s going to happen.  For me, that’s the only way to logically follow a mystery through to a satisfying conclusion.  It also allows me to write faster.  I don’t have to stop and think about what’s going to happen next.

13. Oh I wish I could write like that. Where can we find you? Website? Blog?

I’m meeting with a designer next week to get a web site up and going for Kylie and to update the Casey website (www.caseydaniels.com).  For now, you can find Kylie at http://kylielogan.blogspot.com Casey blogs at www.thelittleblogofmurder.com every Wednesday.

Thank you again for being here, Kylie. 


EXCERPT:

Here’s the thing about walking into your office at five in the morning and running smack into a hulk of a guy wearing a black ski mask: it tends to catch a girl a little off guard.
Off guard, I sucked in a breath that was half surprise, half gasp of terror and just inside the door of Giancola Buttons, Inc., I froze.
For exactly two seconds.
That was when my instincts kicked in. No big surprise, they told me to turn and run like hell.
I would have done it, too, if there wasn’t another guy–the twin of the giant who greeted me before I ever had a chance to turn on the lights–right behind me. Even as I watched, he snapped the door closed, crossed his arms over a chest the size of Soldier Field and braced his legs. He didn’t say a word. He didn’t have to. The message was loud and painfully clear–no way I was going to escape in that direction.
Trapped, my heart pounded a furious rhythm and my blood whooshed inside my head. There was no use screaming. Five in the morning, remember. And even though my business had only been open for a week and I had yet to meet all my fellow tenants there on the tenth floor of Chicago’s Bannister Building, I was pretty sure nobody but me loved their jobs so much, they came into work before the sun was up.
Too bad. At least if somebody was around to find it, my body wouldn’t lay there for hours until my assistant, Brina Martingale, decided to show up. She’d be late–as usual–and I was betting that by then, I’d be stone cold and as gray as the twinset I was wearing that day with my best pair of black pants.
Oh yeah, things looked pretty grim. I told myself panic would get me nowhere, and while I was at it, I reminded myself that if I just stayed calm, I’d find a way out of this mess. It couldn’t/wouldn’t/shouldn’t be a stretch. After all, I am notoriously level-headed, composed and oh-so sensible.
Level-headed, composed and sensible, huh?
I did my best to ignore the mocking voice inside my head. The one that sounded a whole bunch like my ex and reminded me that what were clearly assets to me added up to a big ol’ b-o-r-i-n-g from his point of view.
And that’s when it hit.
And that’s when I groaned.
It was the first sound any of us had made, and in the deathlike silence, my moan reverberated through my office like a voice from the grave.
So not a pretty simile considering the situation.
Rather than think about it, I looked from Giant #1 to Giant #2.
"Come on, guys," I said, and reminding myself of the above mentioned assets, I skirted the edges of whiny. But just barely. "I know what this is about. It’s Kaz, isn’t it? Damn the man! He owes somebody money. Again. But here’s the thing, see–we’re not married anymore. Get it? I divorced the turkey. Which means I’m no longer responsible for his gambling debts. So if you came here expecting me to make good on his bad luck, it’s not going to happen. And if you think you’re going to find something valuable here that you can take and pawn, you’re wasting your time."
Oh, yes, this last bit was a big, fat lie, but then, I was counting on the fact that goons in black ski masks don’t know that much about antique and collectible buttons. Besides, desperate times, desperate measures, and all that.
"I sell buttons," I pointed out, and downplayed the whole antique and collectible aspect by adding, "Nothing but old buttons. There’s not one thing here that’s worth very much and–" "Shut up!" The guy behind me shuffled closer and just that fast, my false bravado melted like a dollop of whipped cream floating in a hot cup of latte. My eyes were finally adjusting to the play of light and shadow and I looked up just in time to see Giant #1 look down at me. There was nothing about this man that wasn’t sinister, from the shoulders bigger than the desk over on my right, to the scar slashed across his neck. Against the black ski mask, his eyes were sunken and menacing. "Cooperate," he growled with a sort of Arnold Schwarzenegger accent I knew was phony. And no less terrifying because of it. "Cooperate, and nobody will get hurt."
He didn’t need to elaborate. When he said nobody, he wasn’t talking about himself or his friend.
"Nobody ever needs to get hurt. Not ever!" Oh yeah, that was me, all right, teetering on the edge of panic and sounding like I’d stepped straight out of some can’t-we-all-get-along protest march. I darted a look around the front room of my office. When I left there Saturday afternoon, nearly all the one hundred thousand buttons in my collection had been meticulously catalogued and filed in the back room in the cabinets I’d had specially made to accommodate them. Now, the trickle of light from the surrounding high rise buildings glinted against metal buttons and glass buttons and jeweled buttons.
Tray after tray of them, removed from the cabinets, dumped on my desk.
And on my guest chairs.
And on the floor.
Just like that, my fear was forgotten and the button-collecting, order-loving, chaos-aversion side of me kicked in. So did the memory of how much effort it had taken to get all those buttons moved from my apartment here to the office and how many hours I’d spent getting everything organized just so.
"Damn! Do you have any idea how long it took me to put those buttons away? You can’t just toss them around. Old, remember, I said they were old. Which doesn’t mean they’re worth anything," I added, reinforcing my earlier assertion that there wasn’t anything there worth stealing. "But buttons are little pieces of art, you know. And little chunks of history. They have to be treated carefully. Bad enough I’ve got to deal with Brina all day long. The girl doesn’t know a glass button from a gumball. And now I’ve got this mess to clean up, too? And today! Today of all days! What gives you the right to–"
"Is there some part of shut up you don’t understand?" This came from Giant #1, the same guy who’d told me to keep quiet in the first place. He came up behind me so fast, I didn’t have a chance to try and get out of his way. Once his arm went around my throat, I couldn’t have moved if I wanted to. His grip was iron. He yanked me back against a body that felt as if it was made out of poured concrete.
"I said keep quiet." The touch of his breath against my ear turned my knees to rubber–and not in the good way that kind of thing happened back in the day when Kaz whispered sweet nothin’s and I turned into a puddle of mush. This man’s breath was damp and as chilling as a touch of fog. It smelled like a food I couldn’t identify, and that, mingled with the earthy scent of his black leather jacket, sent shock waves through me.
He took advantage of my helplessness to ratchet up my fear, tightening his hold. "You put up a fight and you’re dead," he grumbled, and I guess the way he was holding me, he could feel my feeble attempt at sucking in a breath to inflate my lungs, because he made sure to add, "You scream, and I’m going to snap your little body in half so fast, you won’t know what hit you."
Oh yeah, right about this time, I was so freakin’ scared, my mind started playing tricks on me. That was the only thing that would explain why I almost thanked him for the little compliment. I mean, it was only natural considering I am a middle-sized, average looking woman of thirty-three who had been known to be called cute, but is not, on anybody’s size chart, what might be termed little.
I dragged myself out of these crazy thoughts and tried to talk myself–and these two goons–down.
"Not going to scream," I swore. "If you guys want some help carrying buttons out to the car–"
"Buttons!" The guy who had a hold of me snorted the word and said to his friend, "You take care of everything you were supposed to?"
Giant #2 shook his head, but not like he was disagreeing, more like he couldn’t believe his fellow burglar had the nerve to ask. "You wanna tell me how I’m supposed to know?" Had he been a little less civilized, I’m pretty sure he would have emphasized his point by spitting on my new gray Berber carpet. His hands out at his sides, he pivoted to look around the office. "There’s so much crap here–"
"Watch it, buddy." I squirmed, because squirming wasn’t screaming, and all I had agreed to do was not scream. I had also not agreed to stand by and listen to my life’s work disparaged by some creep who had to hide behind a ski mask. "Those are my buttons you’re talking about. And my buttons are not crap. In fact, they are–"
Apparently, listening to me was not high on the to-do list of the guy who had a hold on me. At the end of his rope, he lifted me off the floor and shook me. Not such a good thing considering that my head snapped back and forth and the world skipped and wobbled before my eyes. But, as it turned out, all was not lost. At the exact moment my toes touched the carpet, his grip on my throat eased up.
It’s the Boy Scouts who are always prepared, right? Well, I’d obviously never been a Boy Scout. Or a Girl Scout, either, for that matter. But I knew an opportunity when I saw one, and I was as prepared as I would ever be.
The second I slipped just a bit more out of his grasp and my feet hit the floor, I folded like a cheap lawn chair in the close-out aisle. I landed on my knees before Giant #1 realized he’d lost his hold on me, and before he could snatch me up again, I took off as fast as a woman can who’s crawling across an office strewn with buttons.
I didn’t yelp or yip, not even when I brought a knee down on a metal button. I didn’t complain, either, (though I prayed it wasn’t one that was too valuable) when I heard a glass button crunch beneath me. All I did was scramble as fast as I could, trusting to the dark to cover my moves and to the fact that I knew this office better than the two burglars ever could.
While they were shuffling around, banging into each other and the furniture as they tried to catch hold of me, I scurried like a sand crab into the back room, jumped to my feet and slammed the door behind me. There was a lock in the doorknob and I fumbled for it. No easy thing considering my fingers were slick with sweat.
Even once I’d flicked the lock, I knew it was only a matter of moments–and the inconsiderable width of one door–before I was in big trouble again. I raced to the work table where I’d imagined never doing anything more strenuous than spending endless quiet hours researching, cleaning and packing buttons for shipment, and it’s a good thing I wasn’t the kind of little woman the burglar had hinted I was, because I got behind that table and pushed for all I was worth. Once it was against the door, I dared to take a breath and think through my next move.
Light or no lights? In a flash, I decided I’d keep them off to buy some time in case I needed to hide once the burglars burst through the door. Besides, I’d spent plenty of hours in the back room these last weeks since I leased the office, and I knew the place like the back of my hand. I didn’t need the lights to grab the phone.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Welcome, Killarney Sheffield


Thank you so much for being here, Killarney Sheffield.

1: Let’s start with the basic question. What genre do you write?
Historical romance.

2: I used to love to read those, but have moved on to other types of books now. So tell us, how long have you been writing?
I started in high school but drifted away a while for a short show jumping career, to get married and have 5 crazy kids. I got back into it when my youngest was in diapers as a creative outlet and penned my first historical romance novel 'The Horseguard's Lady' which ended up being my 3rd novel contracted by MuseItUp Publishing.

3: I can relate to that, having six of my own. What do you like the most and least about writing?
This may sound weird but I LOVE editing. Polishing a story is just something I enjoy doing. One thing I hate about writing is always wanting to wrap up a novel at 20,000 words LOL. I strive for 50,000 to 70,000. My longest so far is 68,000 words. 

4:Not many people like that part. I know you're busy, but what do you for fun and relaxation when not writing?
Show my thoroughbred stallion 'Stamp de Gold' aka 'Love Monkey', camp, fish, ride, garden and play guitar hero with the kids.

5: Sounds like a full schedule. Which authors do you like to read?
My favs are the deceased Kathleen Woodwiss and a recent guest to my blog Jo Beverley. Kathleen because she is truly the queen of tagless writing and Jo because I love her 'voice'.

6: Kathleen Woodwiss was one of my favorites way back when. Tell us, what’s the one thing you’d most like people to know about you?
I have a ton of good ol' Irish persistence which makes me the person I am. I do some crazy things sometimes, but it usually works out in the end. For example, when my debut novel 'Guilty Kisses' was in the editing stages with MuseItUp I discovered trailers as a way to advertise your books. Well, I set the bar pretty high when I decided that no other piece of music but one from 1980's Canadian singer/song writer/Juno winner Lawrence Gowan would do. I hunted him down, showed him the trailer and asked for use of one of his songs. To my delight he gave me 'Love Makes You Believe' a collaboration between him and Alex Lifeson from 'Rush'. The link is www.youtube.com/watch?v=J41qLNKjrQA

7: That's fantastic. Tell us about your current novel, where we can find it?
My second release 'Stand & Deliver Your Heart' releases September 16th from MuseItUp Publishing. Www.museituppublishing.com

8: Now one of the questions I'm asked most often. Do you have any tips for aspiring authors? Realize now that marketing is a big part of being an author. I thought that once I contracted a novel and did the edits my job was done. You are never done, you must market anywhere and every chance you can. I pass out my books and cards to everyone I meet from my doctor to the utility men!

9: Great advice. Here's a question I always find interesting. Do you base your characters on real-life people? Not really but there are many scenes in my books that come from real life experiences including a scene in my first release 'Guilty Kisses' revolving around a...um... post pregnancy mammary gland problem. I'm not going to explain that one you have to read the book. (:

10: Okay, then tell us, how did you come up with the idea for this book?
I Honestly don't remember how Stand & Deliver Your Heart came to be. I am working on a MS right now about a 1800's female magician who has a Holland Lop rabbit for a sidekick. The idea for this one came from my 9 yr old son's black Holland Lop rabbit, Dexter who is quite the escape artist.

11: And, what are you currently working on?
I am very unorganized and have currently 11 MS on the go. Most historical romances, but also one contemporary and a tween fantasy.
 
12. Ah, you diversify, and is there anything else you’d like us to know about you?
This year has been a really amazing year, from the signing of my first ever novel contract in July 2010, talking the great singer/songwriter, Lawrence Gowan, into lending me one of his beautiful songs for my debut book trailer for Guilty Kisses, my husband almost losing his leg to blood poisoning, to my cancer scare last winter, but I wouldn't change a thing. All the trials in life make you stronger and sometimes add fodder for a scene in one of your books.

13.I admire your courage. Tell us where can we find you? Website? Blog?



Mistress Sarah was once a woman of promise, until a greedy relative left her to fend for herself on the cold, hard streets of London. Now she does the only thing she can to survive and care for those she has sworn to protect.
Lord Byron Cobbett has given up on life after the death of his beloved fiancee. On a trip to London to clear his family's name he is involved in a carriage accident.
Sarah gets more than she bargains for when she unwittingly rescues Byron. She must find a way to convince him to keep her secret. Can she allow her self to love him and still keep her promise? Will Byron stand and deliver his heart to the auburn haired bandit and risk his own freedom?




Contest:  Two Winners - Leave a comment and email address and you can win a copy of either Guilty Pleasures or Stand & Deliver Your Heart. Please make a note if you've read Guilty Pleasures so you don't win the same book again.